Legend of the Lettuce Park SaaSquatch

Parkers know him as Professor Cedar, a 6-foot-7, 250-pound neighbor with cedar-scented fur and a field journal tucked under one arm. Cedar is ageless and full of wisdom, he knows many languages, but ASL is his favorite. Lucky parkers can learn more about him and his cryptic ways at some of the Geocaches he leaves behind in parking lots. Please be careful if you see Professor Cedar—crowds form quickly, so he will oftenslip into the treeline to keep excitement from overwhelming the habitats he balances.

Field Title Professor Cedar Ageless field scholar whose cryptic wisdom rewards patient parkers.
Height & Weight 6 ft 7 in · 250 lb Towering frame grants canopy vantage points while his seasoned build steadies boardwalk planks during note-taking.
Enjoys Mycology, Botany, and Horology Tracks mushroom blooms, canopy growth, and timing windows with patient precision.

Professor Cedar's Field Etiquette

Cedar responds to prepared teammates. Keep these sideline rules in mind whenever one of his caches or quick strides crosses your path.

Only patient, prepared visitors glimpse Cedar, but everyone benefits from the calm he spreads through Lettuce Park's lots.

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